It's Penance Baby! The Mel Gibson Rap Song

[Mel Gibson left his wife Robyn of twenty eight years for a Russian "Who-ore" who is due to have his baby but can't wait to come out with her crappy Russian pop music album in the meantime on which was FOUND this secret rap song by Mel on Side B if you pour Vodka on the CD and play it on a black market Russian DVD player...]

Yo Yo Yo
LISTEN UP!
This is Mel, Catholic Mel
Used to preach about goin' to hell
Now I've left my old lady
And hooked up with someone shady
Who, get this, will have my baby
Yah my baby number EIGHT
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You're saying "Whoa, Octo-Mel, Let me see if I got this straight?"
Weren't you the one building churches, making Jesus movies, preaching morals?
I'm beginning to think that what I see is just an
"H" "Y" "P" "O" "C" "R" "I" "T" "E"
Wait a minute...BREAK IT DOWN
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OK you got me there it's true
My D.U.I. is nothing new
I called that officer "Sugar Tits,"
The dirt you throw, IT REALLY STICKS
But let me offer you some small clue
For what I will be going through
You can ALL see the cliff I'm heading to
It's called -- Do I have to spell it out for you?
PENANCE*PENANCE*
GOOD OLD FASHIONED CATHOLIC PENANCE!*
[Enter scantily clad dancing girls representing the seven deadly sins.]
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I found somebody ten times more ambitious than me
With one EIGHTH the talent oh baby can't you see?
My sins to first wife Robin will truly pale
To what I got coming from this pop star Russian tail!
And when the ash has finally cleared
then for once
I will finally be ---
PURIFIED MEL so contrite and pure you will see
oh wait and see
You will have such PITY on me...!
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
[Dancing girls carry Insane Mel off exit stage RIGHT...]