What is that you say? You must have a PERFECTLY BRAND NEW book or even one of those KINDLE electronic things? Get out of town! A lending library was good enough for Jack London, John Steinbeck and Ernest Hemingway I think it is good enough for you! Yah you! At the SUPER LOW prices to be found at www.abe.com and eBay you simply can't afford to be buying lame ass electronic books that you can't even take into the tub or underline words you need to look up! "Oh but I can HIGHLIGHT things." You say? BOOKS MADE OUT OF PAPER have it ALL over the electronic ones and I will tell you why -- in ADDITION to being able to SAFELY take a REAL book into the tub AND not having to worry in a rainstorm that your entire collection could be lost if you dropped the damn thing in a lake or stream, you can selectively HAND a REAL book to other people to read (OH MY GOD YES!) and you can even RIP yes TEAR pages out of these books (because the prices are so low) and either a. Create poster art with them or b. Add random pages to a scrap book or c. AVOID getting more cancer causing electromagnetic radiation than you are already being over exposed from your computer/ cell phone/ iPod/ or television!
READ A REAL BOOK BY REAL WRITERS THAT WAS REALLY PUBLISHED
AND YOU WILL BE A "REAL" BETTER MAN OR WOMAN!
P.S. REAL world books are also far more useful if caught in a rural outhouse sans corncobs if I may also somewhat crassly note. Also they may be lit on fire for warmth or light.
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